Dear President (!) Obama:

Thank you.
Thank you for sacrificing your time, your energy, your privacy and your time at home with your family so that you can fix the country.

I really owe you, sir.

Dear Chicago:

Thank you for sharing your man with us.

Dear California:

Wow. Shame on you. I expected this kind of malarkey in Arizona and Florida -- but you? Did you not read the Prop 8 wording? You know that voting "Yes" was actually the wrong thing to do, right?

I'm not saying I'm ready to disown you or anything, but, you know, when you fall off into the Pacific Ocean, don't expect me to try to pull you back. That's all...