Despite multiple warnings, one of my more obnoxious students insisted on continuing to use to the word "fag" to berate all of his peers.

So I finally wrote his ass up.

Not five minutes later, another one of my more obnoxious students called someone a dyke.
I said, "That's it! I am writing you up, too."

"What?!" he shreiked, clearly dumbfounded.

"I'm not going to write up him for using the word 'fag' and then just let you use the word 'dyke.' It's the.same.thing!"

"NO!" he cried, certain that his explanation would change my mind. "I called him a kike!"

Oh, okay then.

Seriously. Those are the kids I teach.

((i still wrote him up. hate language is hate language.))